Derek Villanueva

Derek Efrain Villanueva

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January 2010 - New Age Goth Look

January 2010 – New Age Goth

Little Love

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Befriending Folks on Facebook

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“In real life you wouldn’t ask anyone on the street if you could become their “friend,” because that’s just creepy. I love Facebook.” – Derek Villanueva

Comedians & Heaven

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“I think most comedians don’t believe in heaven. And most people believe that most comedians won’t be in heaven. I guess that works hand in hand. Ain’t that funny.” – Derek Villanueva

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Derek Efrain Villanueva

Non-Union Actor

Contact: derek@derekvillanueva.com

Film/Television

Little Love - Rafael (Lead) Director Quentin Lee Link: LittleLoveFilm

Music Videos

I Like Boys - Male Model Director Quentin Lee Link: Fabulous Miss Wendy

Freedom Will Come - Palestinian Director Alec Cartio Link: Zain Bhikha

Derek’s Favorite Sesame Street Episodes…

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“Hey Kids! Don’t forget to DVR Sesame Street tomorrow cause Count von Count will teach boys & girls how they can help daddy & daddy count their T-Cells. But I doubt they’ll reach to the number 10.”-Derek Villanueva (villalink)

Funny Picture – Cupie Doll & Bears

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Cupie Doll Takes on Safe-Sex

“I caught my toys doing the cutest thing when I returned home.”

Derek Villanueva (Villalink) on Twitter

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Derek Villanueva Does Twitter Comedy

Derek the Barbaric’s dark humor on Twitter. Twitter Name: Villalink

Tweet Tweets!
“Seriously, Gay men better stop calling me “Twinkie.” I have a shelf-life, thank-u-very-much! And I don’t always have creamy-white-shit stuffed inside of me! So, HA!” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“Why em I always walking in my fucking dreams? I love it when my subconscious forgets that I live in LA…cause, who walks in L.A?” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“I’ve never seen my mother so excited over a show before. She’s anxiously waiting for ABC’s “CougarTown.” Finally, a show she can relate to.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“You know what makes me believe Jesus Christ is a fucking Jehovah’s Witness… He’s clearly stopped accepting Facebook friend requests after 144,000.”-Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“Just downloaded Obama’s Socialist application on my iPhone. Way cool!” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“I need to understand that I can only have 1 daddy at a time, unlike Gaybies who can have more than one. Damn them!” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

Voicemail Message: “Hi Derek, Can you check your couch for me? I lost my self-esteem last night and I think I might have left it at your house. Well, if you find it, give me a call. I might need it this week.” -BEEP-

“I suck at history. What was the year when the battle for Cancer took place? All I know is that who ever fought them, ended up losing.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“I love heroin addicts cause you always need someone to look down on.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“Porn sounds best in surround sound. Thank you George Lucas!” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“If my mother were my friend on Facebook she probably would have me under a filter titled, “Regret.” She is so technologically advanced!” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“My boyfriend thinks he’s funny.This morning I found a hose attached from my exhaust pipe to the passenger window. That prankster.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“A real actor with dyslexia would overdose first and then get famous. Then i’ll believe you.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“So I dated a real Dick before, but he preferred me calling him “Rick.” He can legally be called a “Dick,” now that’s cool.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“You wanna know what freedom taste like…vanilla ice cream. Yup, white people have fucking known this fact forever & have kept it on the down-low.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“So my boyfriend tried to deport me. What a sweetheart; always trying to surprise me with last minute vacation plans.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“I hate it when my boyfriend calls me ‘bad ass’…cause i can never tell if he’s being sarcastic or honest.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

“If my boyfriend were to 1 day kill me. He would probably put braces in my mouth so that police would have a tough time identifying the dental work. Hooray for fucked-up teeth.” -Derek Villanueva (villalink)

For more silly one-liners follow me on twitter. I’ll even add you if you happen to be a molester, because if Dakota Fanning does it, i should too.

Derek Villanueva shows you his "Forehead Skin"

Derek Villanueva wins 1st Place in Editorial Cartoon at JACC

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Cartoonist @ Los Angeles City College

(Photo by Beatrice Alcala)

The Journalism Association of Community Colleges awards Derek Villanueva 1st Place in Editorial Cartooning for 2009.

In April, the Journalism Association of Community Colleges (JACC) awarded Derek E. Villanueva first place in 2009’s Mail-in Winners for his editorial cartoon submission. Derek happens to be one of many cartoonists and graphic designer attending Los Angeles City College’s Journalism program. The current West Hollywood resident placed third place in 2008 for his depiction of then, presidential contender Hillary R. Clinton’s defeat to the White House, called “The Defeat of the Clinton Machine.”

Recently, the cartoonist has received negative criticism from the Rainbow Alliance group for his editorial illustration featured in the campus newspaper, Collegian (Volume 160, Number 4) satirizing Iowa’s Supreme Court decision to overturn the ban on same-sex marriage, called “Cornholy Matrimony.”

Evangelical Volunteers project their message to West Hollywood residents

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By Derek Villanueva

Evangelical volunteers positioned themselves at 10:00 A.M. on all four corners of Santa Monica Boulevard and Fairfax April 9, 2008. Organizer James Broman and six other demonstrators, three whom appeared to be young adults, lifted their yellow signs directed towards traffic and pedestrians walking about.

At first, James Broman asked not to be interviewed, due to the recent backlash Prop 8 supporters faced. “I just want a fair square deal regarding coverage,” said Broman.

Broman considers himself a ‘Bible-believing Christian,’ and not as an individual promoting a single religious group. He had no comment on why he chose this area to deliver his message but mentioned that his small group of volunteers have been in several busy intersections in the Los Angeles County over the last week. When asked regarding the recent same-sex marriage outcomes in both Iowa and Vermont, he stated:

“Folks know what is right and wrong. We all have a conscience. If folks want to choose a lifestyle of sin, or whatever; or if they decide to make up their own rules, they will face the consequences in the end.”

All six poster bearing members happen to be related. Broman only disclosed on his point of view regarding the reason for being out in one of West Hollywood’s busiest intersections. The other five volunteers chose to let Broman speak-out on their behalf.

“We are a reminder to folks that this is what the bible teaches us,” said Broman.

Broman stands next to a box filled with paperback bibles available for anyone to take. After photographing the box next to him, he mentioned that he wasn’t “recruiting”, or “soliciting” his Evangelical Church from Arcadia, but rather took the time out of his schedule to deliver his own message.

Photo by Derek Villanueva

derek@derekvillanueva.com